my kind of a job

 In case my career as a musician is a failure, I would apply for this job at a bakery.

"The Humble Pie Company is growing. We are looking for a nearly full time baker to join our growing staff.

This is a production baking job. We're not going to lie, it is hard work that demands timeliness and accuracy. We do almost everything from scratch, from juicing lemons to hand rolling dough. This job is best suited for a baker or prep cook type of person. Culinary experience is required. Though, particularly banging resumes will not go unnoticed."

Basic Criteria:

• Available & flexible with your time
• Likes to laugh
• Is looking for a long term gig
• Neat freak
• Maintains a sense of urgency
• Can suggest new bands that we simply have to hear
• Can chop the heck out of fruit and veggies
• Has reliable transportation (bonus for large storage capacity)
• Self aware and mindful

Hours: 4am - noon or 7pm - till the work is done 

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